If you've read the newest all-Avatar magazine, there is a column called 'Ask Azula'. Me and *Golden-Flute of have thought of doing advice columns ourselves. Since this is an Azula fan club, it would only be fitting that Azula be giving the advice!

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Rules

To ask Azula a question, send a note to the club entitled 'Ask'.

Please keep your questions appropriate! Don't ask anything gross or stupid (though if you wanted to send in something funny, it would probably give everyone a good laugh! ^_^)

Please create an alias. That way, everyone is anonymous and they can keep their privacy. If you do not create an alias for yourself, I will.

Please limit your number of questions to one per week.

If there are too many questions being asked, 'Azula' might not get to yours right away, so just be patient.

I will probably update the 'Ask Azula' journal once every week. If I am not able to get to it that week, please be patient. I usually try to check the club as often as I can, so hopefully that will not be a problem.

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Dear Azula,

My little sister has had three boyfriends already and I've never had one! How do I get guys to like me?

Sincerely,

Lovesick

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Dear Lovesick,

First of all, you should never let your sibling be better then you at ANYTHING. I suggest publicly humiliating her so no boy would even dare speak with her again. Next, you should approach every boy you know and demand that they date you. If they refuse, threaten to burn their house down. Either way, you should have a very enjoyable day.

Sincerely,

Azula
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Dear Azula,

So where do you shop at we couldn't seem to get an answer?


Hot Clothing Deprived

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Dear Hot Clothing Deprived,

Since you've had the sense not to address me as 'Azzie' like that last imbecile, I might as well tell you. All my clothes were fashioned by the finest tailors in the Fire Nation, and the most expensive as well, so I highly doubt you would be able to afford them.

Sincerely,

Azula
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Dear Azula,

Firstly, I congratulate you of conquering Ba-Sing-Se. Those pesky Earth Kingdom simpletons had it coming.

Now for the question. In my family, I am the only one who is different from them, if you know what I mean. I love to immerse myself in the culture of macabre, and if I were to be happy when I see a gory scene of any kind; they would always yell and nag at me for being a sadistic fiend. It has been going on for years, I kid you not. Annoying Annoying, it's so bloody Annoying! Being opposites with them is the definition of Annoying!

Fortunatley you are the right one to answer my prayers *evil grin*.

Sincerly,

He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Cared-About

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Dear He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Cared-About,

Use your differences to your advantage. It is your type of ruthlessness that could help you take over the world one day. Unless, of course, I've taken it over first.

Sincerely,

Azula


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Disclaimer: I do not own Azula or anything related to Avatar: The Last Airbender. They are the property of Mike, Bryan, Nickelodeon, and Viacom. Also, please do not take any offense from Azula's answers. These are just for fun and I'm trying to stay in character.

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If you would like to ask another character a question besides Azula, *Golden-Flute has 6 column advisors for her club (Aang, Katara, Toph, Iroh, Sokka, and Zuko), . She alternates advisors each week or so, so make sure to read her rules and see who's next to answer your questions! Here's the link to this week's *Avatards-Anonymous advisor! [link]